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“How Am I Not Myself?”

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? We recently saw (and enjoyed) the movie I ♥ Huckabees. It reminded me of the following old Hasidic fable, which a good friend introduced to us:

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Michael & Nimita’s Wedding Extravaganza

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Just winding down from a fabulous weekend. (Feel free to jump straight to the photos of Mike & Nimi’s wedding.) Extravaganza Event #1: Karaoke Bachelor/ette Party Mike’s rendition of “Welcome to the Jungle” was accurate to the syllable; his artistic decision to stay true to both the spirit and the letter of the song both […]

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Two Intellectual Giants

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“He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.” — Albert Einstein • • • “Life’s too short to wear a tuxedo.” — Ron Rothman

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Postsecret

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People seem to think this is cool; Personally, I find it a little suspicious. I did kinda like this one, though: (It says: “I’m afraid.”)

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The Roach Story (Kerala)

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If there’s one thing I hate more than The DaVinci Code, it’s… people who drive really slowly in the left lane (with apologies to my wife and my mother). But if there’s one thing I hate more than people who drive really slowly in the left lane… it’s cockroaches. That said, here is our cockroach […]

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Synergize Transparent Eyeballs

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Writing a business plan? Fluffing up your resumé? Applying to an MBA program? Let the Web Economy Bullshit Generator help!

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“We’re Not Candy. (We Mean It!)”

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This is serious (serious). We could make you delirious (delirious). You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us). Too much of us is dangerous (no no no no). Doctors tell the pharmacies (pharmacies) Types of pills that you will need (you will need). And they know the harm that we can be […]

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Kool Optikal Illusionz

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Found some cool optical illusion images. (My personal favorite is the third one.)

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The Salvation of Moti Giladi

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For those who were losing sleep over this, you can relax: Moti Giladi will live on in digital splendor. Our CD blanks arrived, and–as you can see–they look great. (Disc image is a photo of our beautiful Persian ketubah, a work of art by Simcha Back.) The final song list:

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Just Say NO[vocaine]

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Am I a bad-ass, or what? Whenever I have a cavity filled (which has happened more often than I’d like to remember), I tell the dentist to skip the pain killers. Yes, that’s right, no pain killers. And I highly recommend this to everyone else. Why?

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Is Chocolate an Aphrodisiac…?

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…or is it just me?

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Oops, We’re Live

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I’ve been outed? I wasn’t even in! —Jerry Q. What do you get when you combine (a) a newbie blogger, (b) ping-o-matic, and (c) no free time? A. The unexpected early launch of a rather unprepared (hence beta) «leftbraned. One day I’ll have free time again and I’ll make this blog interesting and pretty. I […]

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Cool Things I Liked Before They Were Cool

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Hey. I set the trends, baby. Benjamin Franklin Linux ABBA Titanium rings Bollywood Chococat The color orange Toyota Avalons ebay brown suits candlepin bowling (you heard it here first) birding (will become cool some day soon… it HAS to) Ginkgo trees colored footwear Antiques Road Show …to be continued

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The DaStinki Code

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Which is more pathetic: that The DaVinci Code is such a poorly contrived and written book—or that it’s everyone’s favorite? Why do people like this crap? It’s no Harry Potter. Okay, I’ll admit—sheepishly—that I stayed up til 5am because I wanted to finish it… but believe me, I was cursing at Dan Brown (mostly aloud) […]

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200 Points Just for Having a Marimba

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Last night we saw the LAGQ (Los Angeles Guitar Quartet) perform with an excellent percussionist (Colin Currie). The concert was good—but let’s face it, when you have a marimba and/or a vibraphone, it’s hard to go wrong. The program:

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Moti Giladi: Relegated to Analog?

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The background: We bought an iPod for our wedding. The restaurant where we held our reception even let us plug it into their sound system and piped it not only to our room but also to the entire restaurant (which, mind you, was full of unsuspecting diners). It took them a while to realize they […]